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Featured: Healthline - What Every Zombie Wants under the Tree (CROOZIE)

We was just featured on Health Line networks of all places. The Croozie has made their zombie holiday gift guide - Great for that family or friend who is drinking themselves to death or someone missing an appendage (or two) and needs a hand keeping their beverage in close proximity. What fool living or dead could resist? Besides it's HANDS DOWN the least expensive ($7 with free shipping) most useful gift you could ever give anyone, ever.

 

BRAINS, BEERS, CROOZIES & SUNGLASSES. The zombie apocalypse doesn't seem so bad anymore. I for one welcome our new overlords.

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