If sunglasses could talk...

There goes a saying, "if walls could talk" but I say, what if sunglasses could talk? Because unlike walls, sunglasses are portable and probably get to see cooler things; like the ocean, the mountains, road trips, babes (or dudes), concerts, good times and tons more. Sounds like sunglasses would have a decent story or two to tell. Walls on the other hand get to peep you watching TV, argue with your family, look at weird things on the internet, and masturbate. So...My question is, who's story would you rather listen to? (I know, go F myself, right?)